Metroid: OMG HAXTitle: OMG HAXCategory: Gen, ParodyRating: PG-13 (Language)Game: Super MetroidSpoilers: No major spoilersLength: 350 words Prompt: "My favorite subject has always been: Ridley, just after a battle with Samus, contemplating his inability to defeat a simple human and dealing with the consequences of his failure."---r1dl3y: HOW U KILLED MY NINJA PIRATES~=MR_KRAID=~: d00d there weakSamusAran: Whatever. Where's the baby metroid?r1dl3y: liek its in the next roomr1dl3y: LOL AMBUSHDSamusAran: Shit.~=MR_KRAID=~: u fell for it twice 8DSamusAran: Yeah I'll kick his ass again like on the Ceres map.r1dl3y: LOLOLr1dl3y: no
Ridley MusesRidley lay spread-eagled on the volcanically heated tile, relishing the warmth soaking into his bones. A lengthy surface mission had left him feeling chilled and sluggish.Unlike many reptilian species, he was capable of maintaining his own body temperature, but he still found it draining. He was getting old, he reflected. Ridley pressed his chin into the floor to feel the heat on his throat as his metabolism slowly spooled up again.Basking usually helped his digestion too. Earlier that day he had spent some time hunting, devouring a whole clan of squirmy little mammals. A scavenger by nature, he could eat pretty much anything, but de
You're technique worked really well. It's a treat to see vectors that don't look like vectors.